I’m an expert on gift giving and knowing who’s naughty or nice, and I’m also a pretty accomplished connoisseur of cookies and milk. What the Elf on the Shelf probably didn’t tell you is that I know just about everything there is to know about roofing. If there was a gold medal, a Nobel Prize, a Ph. D. and a Guinness World Record for landing on roofs, I’d have ‘em all!
I’ve seen every kind of roof there is. I’ve landed on asphalt roofs, metal roofs, tiled roofs. I’ve even parked the ole sleigh on some grass roofs. Not to blow my horn here, but when you’re carrying as much weight as I am, that’s nothing to stick your nose up at.
The reason I’m taking time out of my insanely busy holiday schedule to write this blog for Elliott Roofing is because their roofs always make my Christmas Eve a merry one.
The only thing worse than a home with no chimney is a home with a dicey roof. In the winter time, it’s especially important that your home’s roof is dependable. You don’t want ice, snow or me and nine reindeer installing some accidental skylights in your home.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, if I was so concerned about falling through a roof, why don’t I lose some weight? Well, you and Mrs. Claus will be happy to know that adding exercise and a healthy diet to my daily routine is my New Year’s resolution for 2019. And even though that’s been my unfulfilled resolution for the last 1,000 years, I’m really going to do it this year! So, ho-ho-hold the jokes.
Roofs are no laughing matter. An eternity spent landing on people’s roofs at super-sonic speed has taught me you can’t get anything better than impact resistant shingles. If you want to keep me and my sleigh out of your living room, impact resistant shingles are truly the gift that keeps on giving. With the help of fiberglass, these shingles are able to withstand hail, 110-130 mph winds and yours truly crashing through your ceiling. And there’s no better company to make your roof impact resistant than Elliott Roofing.
I’ll always stand by and stand on an Elliott Roof. So make this Christmas a merry one for you, and more importantly me, with Elliott Roofing.
Holly jolly holidays,